shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:

They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening

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shuold i put away my laundry

fartgallery:

like for yes

comment for no

reblog for eat the laundry

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swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

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mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

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jojomirabelle:

triple-fang:

Trans  Drag

Drag  Trans

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY

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fawnjohn:

im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

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punkables:

emoplantblogger:

punkables:

"yo pass me the weed",

image

you’re welcome

I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

wow seaweed’s got some haters

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unexplained-events:

Hoverboard

Hendo is creating the first ever real hoverboard. Marty McFly’s hovering skateboard in Back to the Future part 2 is the inspiration to this project. They have a kickstarter and you can actually donate 10k and be one of the first 10 people (2 spots left ATM) in the world to own a real functioning hoverboard.

Their long term goal is to use similar technology to eventually levitate larger things such as cars, trains, and even buildings. You can actually get your hands on the hover engine that this technology utilizes for a donation of $299.

The date for its release is 10/21/2015 also known as the date Marty McFly arrives in the future.

SOURCE

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coelasquid:

kagamine:

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

well the guy did call him a motherfucker in the beginning ok

Wonderin’ if this is someone’s pet that got away, might be why it’s so calm and sociable with people.

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fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

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heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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thegeekyblonde:

*subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*

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fancyfoxtrot:

nifty-wifty:

"Watching gay media will make kids gay."

Well I don’t know about you, but seeing 12492394294 straight couples on tv, in movies, in books, in magazines, ads, and comic books never once made me straight.

truth.

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